10 Worst Films of 2014

Yesterday, I posted a list of my picks for the 10 best films of 2014. It’s always a privilege and a fun challenge to try and narrow it down to just 10. But when you see hundreds of movies a year, you’re also going to see some excruciatingly terrible ones. So in the name of balance and symmetry, here are my picks for the worst films of 2014. They’re listed alphabetically in an effort to be vaguely kind and egalitarian, but you’ll see a few themes emerge. You’ll also see more than 10 films, because I’m cheating a bit. Enjoy.

“Annie”/”The Other Woman”/”Sex Tape”

The Other Woman Movie Review

It wasn’t a great year to be Cameron Diaz. The usually bubbly actress, who’s frequently made fun of her statuesque, blonde good looks to pleasing effect, appeared in a trio of films in which she ranged from unlikable to downright obnoxious. She was in over her head playing a desperate Miss Hannigan in the shrill musical “Annie.” She was a cold and vengeful attorney in the sitcommy “The Other Woman.” And she was a frantic stay-at-home mom in the madcap “Sex Tape.” All three of these movies are terrible: unfunny, straining and insulting.

Read “The Other Woman” review here

Read the “Sex Tape” review here

“Exodus: Gods and Kings”

Exodus: Gods and Kings Movie Review

The story of Moses rising up against the Pharaoh Ramses and leading hundreds of thousands of Hebrew slaves out of Egypt to freedom is one with which we’re all extremely familiar. It’s the entire point of Passover. Ridley Scott retells this biblical tale by pummeling us with a barrage of glossy, soulless, computer-generated imagery. This movie is no fun.

Read the review here

“Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas”

If “Exodus” was too high-tech, “Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas” is a religious film that’s not high-tech enough. It is laughably chintzy from a production standpoint. As I said in my review, it is “The Room” of Christmas movies. But its ideology — its embrace of materialism as an expression of God’s love — is just as hilarious.

Read the full review here

“Left Behind”/”Moms’ Night Out”/”Persecuted”

Left Behind Movie Review

It wasn’t a great year for Christian movies, either. I’ve asked this question so many times but I still find it baffling: Why can’t the producers of these films find a director who knows what he or she is doing — who can be resourceful and even artful within a restrained budget? “Left Behind” actually had a larger budget than most of these types of films but it was just depressingly stiff; a movie about the Rapture starring Nicolas Cage should be wackier. “Moms’ Night Out,” a rare comedy, basically served as a cautionary tale to conservative mothers who dared to leave the house and have a little fun. And “Persecuted,” about a popular evangelist on the run, was a heavy-handed drama with a mushy message.

Read the “Left Behind” review here

Read the “Moms’ Night Out” review here

Read the “Persecuted” review here

“Let’s Be Cops”

Let's Be Cops Movie Review

A high-concept buddy-cop comedy that wastes the appeal and the easy chemistry of “New Girl” co-stars Jake Johnson and Damon Wayans Jr. Basically, these are regular guys who put on uniforms and pretend to be police officers. It’s an idea that might have worked just fine as a sketch, but stretched out in a film that’s overlong at nearly two hours, the joke grows repetitive and wearying.

Read the review here


Lullaby Movie Review

A mawkish drama about a wealthy patriarch (Richard Jenkins) who gathers his family around his Manhattan hospital bed to witness his decision to go off life support after fighting cancer for the past dozen years. A film about assisted suicide should be thought-provoking, but this just feels superficial. And a cast of strong actors including Garrett Hedlund, Amy Adams and Terrence Howard can only do so much with one-note parts.

Read the review here


Pompeii Movie Review

Like “Exodus,” this is just massive, vapid CGI run amok. The volcano is the most interesting and expressive character in the film. Everyone and everything else on display in Paul W.S. Anderson’s romantic-action spectacle is just mind-numbingly dull.

Read the review here

“Walk of Shame”

Walk of Shame Movie Review

A misogynistic, flat farce starring the usually adorable Elizabeth Banks as a TV news anchor who gets trapped overnight in downtown Los Angeles without a car or a cell phone. The horror! This film does not take place in any sort of recognizable, modern-day reality and all of the characters are idiots.

Read the full review here

“Winter’s Tale”

Winter's Tale Movie Review

I’m sure this complicated story made much more sense on the page. I haven’t read the book it’s based on but I hear it’s great. In film form, this time-traveling tale of love is schmaltzy, silly and severely lacking in magic. A cast of A-listers including Colin Farrell, Russell Crowe, Jennifer Connelly, Will Smith and Eva Marie Saint can do nothing to save it.

Watch the What the Flick?! review here


3 Comments on “10 Worst Films of 2014

  1.  by  JozieLee

    Based on your list: I agree, POMPEII was one of the worse movies ever. The main characters kept running, fighting the same villians, running more, fighting the same villians who should have been dead. All for naught. Pure waste of time. WINTERS TALE. Interesting journey. Loved Russell Crowe’s performance. Will Smith, surprise appearance. Made me want to read the book. WALK OF SHAME. I enjoyed Elizabeth Banks’ romp through LA. Implausible. Unrealistic. Crazy. But fun. Hey, Pookie! Hahahahaha.

  2.  by  stephen kessen

    I know it came out in Jan but still I Frankenstein is not on here, I’m shocked.

  3.  by  northierthanthou

    Well Christian film-makers may be amateurs, but at least the Christian music industry turns out professional and high quality material on a regular basis.